Tuesday, March 07, 2006

More Childhood Torture

Today, and for the next 48 hours, all Grant is going to get is formula. Icky, smelly, tastes like ear wax, formula. And why???? Because mommy doesn't love you enough to breastfeed into eternity. Mommy is just plain sick of the pumping and the crap!

So Grant, when you vaguely remember hating me for some reason, this is it. But don't blame it only on me. The Internet at large and a book called "The Baby Whisperer" told me to do it. They told me that if I don't offer you anything else for 48 hours, you will be forced to drink it because you will get hungry enough. GOD I HOPE SO!

Now that we have bottles you like, you can't use that excuse anymore. So drink up kid! This will be the only thing your getting, I don't care how much you scream. (OK, I do care but my long term sanity is on the line here so please shape up already!)

2 comments:

momof2blondegirls said...

Hey! I have been loking for you and found some Evenflo Elite nipples on this website. They are $4.73 with limited availability. Not sure if this is what you are looking for or not.
http://store.yahoo.com/babyant/bh031067.html

-Sarah

momof2blondegirls said...

Another thought was Gerber makes a wide mouth bottle with wider nipples. I actually used the nuby brand of nipples as Gwen was the same way when it came to formula and breast milk and eating. I have not taken this on as my mission, but I do feel for you as I do know where you are coming from and how you are feeling.